Made a wishlist lol. I don’t expect anyone to get anything I was just told I should and around the holidays seems like a good time. Love y’all!
whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
white kid at the chinese restaurant trying to use chopsticks
He’s the SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the INVENTORY.
if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now’s about the time to take it out of the freezer
ok I’m standing up
me when i’m the real slim shady
you cant post shit on this web site
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with “$40” written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with “$40” written on it. She says “well it’s a gift card.” I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
Nonsense. That jump was predestined, predetermined, and there was nothing that could be done to stop it. The jump was, is, and always will be.
I was practicing expressions and colors, what better way than to practice with these, I have another 3 wips, two from tbb and one from the Domino twins, the last one is long.
(via bitter-chocolate-stars)
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted









