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How bra stores seem to think things work:

  • Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
  • C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  • Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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zombiesnglitter:

crystallized-velvet:

unbuttoningfeminism:

oliviatheelf:

lizywkim:

starryeyedlunatic:

fucksociety95:

this picture should have more then the amounts of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear . So i beg you to please reblog this instead of a pair of shoes, someone smoking a blunt, and clothes … because this picture is literally worth 1,000 words 

This is insanely powerful.

As someone who grew up in an abusive household, I will never fucking fail to reblog this. People pull bullshit all the time over people getting abused. They make it to where it’s covered up, the victim’s fault, or they don’t care about it. This is happening RIGHT NOW and could be happening to your own neighbor, mother, sister, brother, grandparents, teachers, mail-deliverer. Anyone.  IT is a nightmare. 

Wow

If I remember correctly this is a norwegian newspaper commercial about speaking up for the weaker ones.

Watching your mother get bruised and broken by a man who “loves” her is the hardest thing for a child to do…

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to-love-a-good-doctor:

auroracat65:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

My husband and I were just talking about how eerily similar the Ukraine/Russia situation is to the beginning of WWII…scary isn’t strong enough a word - terrifying comes close…

Once again, blowing things out of proportion. Three men in ski masks holding the Russian flag were handing out these leaflets in the Ukraine. It isn’t a sudden regime, Putin isn’t the new Hitler.

to-love-a-good-doctor:

auroracat65:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

My husband and I were just talking about how eerily similar the Ukraine/Russia situation is to the beginning of WWII…scary isn’t strong enough a word - terrifying comes close…

Once again, blowing things out of proportion. Three men in ski masks holding the Russian flag were handing out these leaflets in the Ukraine. It isn’t a sudden regime, Putin isn’t the new Hitler.

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thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
  • News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
  • News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son
  • Britain: erm
  • News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining
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deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

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Actors meeting their characters

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
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  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
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  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
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  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
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  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
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agenthiccupofarendelle:

hicctoothastrid:

hummelf:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

Could you have imagined though.
Who lives in an ANANAS under the sea?

HAHAHAHAHA X”D
Ok.. first I looked at english, then at german “Ananas” then I was like “YESS. GERMAN!” :DD And then.. I realized that every country call it “Ananas” except the english speaking ones .. :DDD 

ok yes english is fuckin weird but keep in mind the word banana is very similar to ananas and i dunno about you to me it seems a lil confusing to have ananas and bananas

agenthiccupofarendelle:

hicctoothastrid:

hummelf:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

Could you have imagined though.

Who lives in an ANANAS under the sea?

HAHAHAHAHA X”D

Ok.. first I looked at english, then at german “Ananas” then I was like “YESS. GERMAN!” :DD And then.. I realized that every country call it “Ananas” except the english speaking ones .. :DDD 

ok yes english is fuckin weird but keep in mind the word banana is very similar to ananas and i dunno about you to me it seems a lil confusing to have ananas and bananas

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bunnyinabowtie:

fernacular:

attack-on-cheekbones:

righteouskungfu:

officersneepsnop:

i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup

Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five

I am so lost



That make up is gorgeously done as well.

bunnyinabowtie:

fernacular:

attack-on-cheekbones:

righteouskungfu:

officersneepsnop:

i can’t tell if this is a girl doing female to male makeup and just put on lipstick and eyemakeup or if this is a guy who put on makeup

Either way you look at it, they have a sweet stache and deserve a high five

I am so lost

That make up is gorgeously done as well.

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ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

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There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

churrosforthewin:

furwolf76:

If you can’t reblog this…

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NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

(Source: la-diswavves, via writing-random-writings)

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theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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celestial-sexhair:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tin-pan-ali:

yungnaota:

bruh

Please watch this video it’s so important.

im laughing so hard im gonna pass out

i have never laughed harder in my entire life

(Source: i74960x, via duskreverie)